Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Crazy Carlos

Hey Carlos.  Chill out man.  Take a break.  A few days off.  Maybe go down to the keys and hang out.  Whatever it takes to make you stop acting like a horse's ass. 
I have no problem with you sending a message and hitting someone after being tagged for a couple of homers.  It would be better not to give up the homers in the first place, but go ahead and take your frustrations out on Jim Edmonds when it happens.
But you need to shut up and lose this attitude about players showing you up because, frankly, you have no right to complain.  You're out there yelling, screaming, pumping your fist, beating your glove - pretty much acting like Ed Norton beating himself in Fight Club
Now I understand that this might because you're completely nuts.  But nevertheless, you've been showing people up since you arrived in Chicago.  And you haven't been here long enough to earn the right.
So give me a break and drop the self righteous bs.